deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via fandoms-run-mylife)

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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via evilduckling567)

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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via acomas)

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brassmama:

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:

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(via ofsurvivors)

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hoebama:

Pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and I am afraid of them

(via evilduckling567)

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tiit:

my tumblr clique is just me

(via ofsurvivors)

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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(via ndaisy)

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Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

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(Source: adaytoalwaysremember, via dizzy4girls)

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destination-for-navigation:

Alison barely came back and, somehow, she is already in the middle of Paily (…), Ezria (wait) and Haleb (WHAT).

Let me give the writers a powerful hint:

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