solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via geniushumandoctor)

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mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via vicious-anal-fisting)

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ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via addisonsmontgomery)

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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via okay)

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via acomas)

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yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

maestoso-cow:

So on this stupid Kim Kardashian game my “boyfriend” said “There’s my girl!” And I got super emotional bc it was super cute but I realized I’ve never had anyone say that or anything remotely adorable to me irl and now I’m kinda sad cause its like wow I’m rly lonely. So lonely that I got excited that a video game character showed affection toward my character. Jesus I need help

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awkwardshapes:

aweomse:

what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s

well then my soulmate sure is an asshole

(Source: huksy, via paigemariewhittington)

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